The Edit

A roundup of the week’s movers and shakers, from shit hot to please stop.

The Good
Adele: Her tour sold out in just 20 minutes while 25 continues to smash records on a weekly basis. Plus we love her new hair.


Vicky Pattison: She scared us in Geordie Shore, then we just weren’t sure what to think but thanks to her straight-talking and witty one-liners on I’m a Celebrity we reckon she was a worthy jungle queen.


Jordan Humphries: This NI lass hit the nail on the head with her parody of the Mariah Carey Christmas classic, all we want for Christmas IS food.


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The Bad

Kim and Kanye: Saint West? It might be harsh but we’re hoping they get sterilised after this.


Donald Trump: For those comments. Get in the sea you stupid burke.